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clientsfromhell:

Client: It’s unacceptable! There is no way this flyer is in high resolution!

Me: I don’t understand, it’s the maximum quality settings I can get.

Client: Don’t bullshit me kid, I zoomed in to 150% and it’s all pixelated!

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clientsfromhell:

A few years ago, I was working for an ad agency on a business-to-business campaign. The concept we came up with called for illustrations of exotic birds (a Bird of Paradise, a Secretary bird, that sort of thing), and the client agreed to hire probably the best bird illustrator around.

Five…

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clientsfromhell:

A few hours after the site went live.

Client: I don’t see us on the Google. Shouldn’t the Google be impressed with my website??

Me: No matter what we do, it still takes time to index. The site should start appearing within a month or so. Your brand is very unique.

Client: That’s not fast enough. Should I call the Google?

Me: …You can try.

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clientsfromhell:

Client: There’s a problem with your invoice.

Me: Oh? What’s the problem?

Client: Well, I can’t actually pay it. You see, the thing is that I knew I didn’t have the money when I got you to do the job but - and I might not have mentioned this - I’m a big believer in the Laws of Attraction….

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Hey! We need a digital artist to color a sketch one of our guys made. It’s the eight of us as superheroes. Would you be able to do that?

Me: Yes, but eight characters would take time to color.

Client: Oh, that’s okay. We need it next week. How does $5 sound?

I give him a look.

Client: $6?

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clientsfromhell:

I work at a private school where I teach photography and design. We have a development office that handles the website as well as the alumni magazine. The office needed some photos of a few of our students to put in the magazine so they contacted me.

Client: Hi! We need some photos done for…

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clientsfromhell:

I was doing a shoot for a promo video. The girl appearing in it was nice enough, if not a little flighty, and we agreed we could finish the shoot the next day.

When I got to the set, she had dyed her hair deep purple (as opposed to the dusty blonde she had the day before).

When I told her we had a problem, she shrugged and said, “Actresses change hairstyles all the time. Nobody will notice.”

The video was Old West themed.

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xyle:

bookslayer13:

xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

(via fritsu)

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cheesymermaid:

theycallmey:

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.

cheesymermaid:

theycallmey:

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.

(Source: seriousjones, via borderlyn)

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riseofthecommonwoodpile:

nicecleanfight:

words can be hard

apparently i bookmarked this post a year ago

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

nicecleanfight:

words can be hard

apparently i bookmarked this post a year ago

(via qalvatron)

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